9 Jokes For Prescott

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Updated on: Jul 13 2024

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You know, I think every GPS has a secret setting that auto-routes you to a Prescott Lane when you least expect it. It's like a rite of passage for every driver to experience the Bermuda Triangle of roads.
Have you ever tried googling something about Prescott? Good luck! You'll either end up with a historic town, a random street in every city, or a dude named Prescott who's an expert in... well, being named Prescott.
You know you've been around too long when your kid asks, "Dad, why is there a street named Prescott everywhere?" And you're like, "Well, son, that's where I left my favorite pen once, and the world decided to commemorate it.
I swear, if you're ever driving and you see a sign that says "Prescott 5 miles," you better believe that's the universe's way of saying, "Prepare to question every life decision you've ever made.
I tried to be original once and name a goldfish "Prescott." Next thing I know, every time I flush the toilet, I hear a faint voice whisper, "You'll never escape me!
I once met a guy named Prescott on Prescott Street. At this point, I half-expected him to pull out a map and say, "Welcome to my domain!
You ever notice how every town meeting has that one guy, Prescott, who always stands up and says, "We should name a street after me"? And everyone's like, "Again?
It's like a conspiracy! Every time I try to type a different word, my autocorrect is like, "Did you mean Prescott?" No, autocorrect! I meant not Prescott for once!
Why is it that every time you're on a road trip and desperately searching for a restroom, you end up on Prescott Street? Is there some unwritten rule that says, "If you're lost and need a toilet, Prescott's got your back"?

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