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You know you're a preschool teacher when you find glitter in places you didn't even know existed. I once found glitter on my sandwich, and I thought, "Well, that's one way to make lunch more festive.
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Preschool teachers must have a secret stash of energy hidden somewhere. I mean, how else do they keep up with those little tornadoes running around? If I chase a kid for more than five minutes, I need a nap.
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You know you've spent too much time with preschoolers when you catch yourself humming "The Wheels on the Bus" in the grocery store. It's like a musical virus, and those teachers are the carriers.
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Preschool teachers must be the ultimate negotiators. I mean, they can convince a room full of 4-year-olds that nap time is a privilege, not a punishment. Meanwhile, I can't even convince my cat to stay off the kitchen counter.
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Preschool teachers are basically professional multitaskers. They can simultaneously tie shoelaces, wipe noses, and diffuse a tantrum, all while maintaining a smile that deserves an Oscar. I can barely walk and chew gum at the same time.
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Preschool teachers deserve a medal for their bravery. I mean, they willingly enter a room full of kids armed with nothing but a bag of animal crackers and an endless supply of patience. It's like going into battle, but with finger paints.
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Have you ever seen a preschool teacher's handwriting? It's like they've mastered the art of creating the perfect mix between hieroglyphics and modern art. I once received a note from a teacher that looked like a secret code. I had to decode it using a crayon and a lot of guesswork.
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Have you ever noticed how preschool teachers have this magical ability to turn a pile of macaroni and some construction paper into a masterpiece? I can't even turn my laundry into a neatly folded pile, and they're out there crafting the next Mona Lisa with popsicle sticks.
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I have a theory that preschool teachers are secretly training the next generation of spies. I mean, they're experts at extracting information from those tiny humans. "Who stole the crayons?" becomes a full-blown interrogation.
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