5 Jokes For Preschool Teacher

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Updated on: Jun 25 2024

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The Unintentional Comedian Preschool Teacher

Trying to keep a straight face while dealing with unintentionally hilarious kids.
Told a kid it's 'nap time,' and they asked if I'd join them because I looked tired. I've never been roasted by a toddler before.

The Over-Enthusiastic Preschool Teacher

Balancing enthusiasm with the need for naptime.
I tried whispering during naptime. It turns out, I'm not great at it. I whispered so loudly, they thought there was a squirrel loose in the classroom.

The Preschool Teacher Detective

Solving the mystery of who spilled the juice and why there's glitter in the playdough.
I've become a master at identifying mystery stains. If there was a detective show about preschool teachers, I'd be the lead investigator. Call it 'CSI: Crayon Stains Investigation.'

The Nutrition-Conscious Preschool Teacher

Encouraging healthy snacks while dealing with kids who only want cookies and juice.
I asked a kid what their favorite fruit was, and they said 'fruit loops.' I mean, close enough, right? It has the word 'fruit' in it.

The Tech-Savvy Preschool Teacher

Bridging the generation gap between tech-savvy preschoolers and not-so-tech-savvy parents.
A parent complained that their child knows more about tablets than they do. I said, 'Well, they've got a head start on the future, and you've got a head start on knowing nothing about it.'

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