7 Jokes For Premium

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Updated on: Jun 05 2025

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Why did the computer choose the premium subscription? Because it wanted to upgrade its sense of 'humorabytes'!
Why did the comedian choose the premium audience? Because they had the best 'reception'!
Why did the premium chef always use top-quality ingredients? Because he knew that’s how you make a ‘gourmet’ laugh!
Why did the billionaire buy a premium mattress? He wanted to sleep on a 'fortune-coil' every night!
I upgraded to a premium gym membership, but I still don't understand why the weights feel so 'heavy'!
Why did the smartphone get a premium subscription? It wanted to 'upgrade' its connections!
I bought a premium calendar, but all the dates are sold out! I guess it's a 'limited edition'!

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