6+ Best One Liners Jokes For premium

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What do you call a premium cat? A 'purr-fectionist'!

I told my friend I only watch premium TV shows. They said I have 'prime-time' standards!

I started a premium dog walking service. It's called 'Bark Avenue' – where every walk is a VIP experience!

I started a premium pun club, but it's so exclusive that no one's 'punny' enough to join!

I joined a premium dance class, but I still have two left feet. I guess you could say I'm 'paying for the two-left shuffle'!

Why did the scarecrow become a premium member? He wanted to be 'outstanding in his field'!

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