4 Jokes For Pounding

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Updated on: Jul 29 2024

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I've been trying all these trendy workouts. There's this one called high-intensity interval training, or HIIT. Sounds like some classified military operation, doesn't it? You're basically pounding the ground for short bursts, and then resting. It's like exercising for people with commitment issues.
But here's the thing – I realized
You know, I've been trying to get in shape recently, and I thought I'd take up running. Yeah, me, running – it's like a giraffe attempting ballet. So, I put on my running shoes, which, by the way, have been in the closet gathering dust for longer than I care
You ever notice how when you set an alarm for the morning, it's always some serene, gentle melody that's supposed to wake you up peacefully, like you're rising from a field of daisies? Well, in reality, that alarm might as well be a heavy metal concert in my bedroom.
I
You ever get those headaches that feel like a construction crew decided to set up shop inside your skull? I had one of those the other day. I tried everything – aspirin, meditation, even considered banging my head against the wall to see if that would fix it. Desperate times

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