7 Jokes For Pounding

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Updated on: Jul 29 2024

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now, I'm a drummer – making a living with some serious pounding!
I asked my friend how he stays calm during stressful situations. He said, 'I just imagine I'm in a bubble bath with soothing bubble-pounding sounds.
I tried to write a joke about a pounding headache, but it was just too painful to come up with one.
I told my computer I needed a break, and it responded with a 'pounding the keys' vacation package. Now, I'm stuck with a hefty spacebar bill.
Why did the pancake go to therapy? It couldn't handle the constant flipping and pounding in the kitchen.
Why did the golfer bring a ladder to the golf course? He heard it was a great way to improve his swing by adding some height to his club-pounding.
What's a drummer's favorite type of sandwich? A beat sandwich, with a side of cymbal-pounding rhythm.

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