8+ Best One Liners Jokes For pound

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What's a pound's favorite exercise? Pound-robics!

What's a pound's favorite dance move? The pound shuffle!

Why did the pound go to therapy? It had too many issues to resolve!

What do you call a sad pound? A down-pound!

What's a pound's favorite game? Heavyweight champions!

What's a pound's favorite music genre? Heavy metal!

Why don't pounds go to the gym? Because they always have too much weight on them!

Why was the pound unhappy? It had too much weight on its shoulders!

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