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The Banker
Juggling financial pounds and personal pounds
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The only thing I'm investing in these days is my weight loss journey. Every time I lose a pound, I treat myself to a new stock. It's the only way to balance the financial and physical portfolio.
The Chef
The struggle of cooking without gaining a pound
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My doctor told me to watch my cholesterol and cut down on red meat. So now, instead of a pound of bacon in the morning, I'm down to just a slice. It's all about moderation, right?
The Musician
Battling the pounds and staying in tune
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People say musicians are always chasing that perfect sound. I'm just trying to find the perfect pound – the one that doesn't show up on the scale or in my bank statement.
The Fitness Instructor
Dealing with the "pound" gained during cheat days
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Went to a weight loss class where they promised to help you drop a pound a day. Turns out, they were talking about the British currency exchange rate. No wonder they called it a "pound" class.
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