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You ever notice how potheads are always super chill? I mean, they could be stranded on a deserted island with just a palm tree and a bag of Doritos, and they'd be like, "This is the life, man.
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Potheads are the only people who can turn a trip to the grocery store into an adventure. "Dude, have you ever really looked at a cucumber? It's like nature's water gun!" And suddenly, you're contemplating the profound properties of vegetables.
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Potheads give the most unique compliments. "Man, you're like a human-shaped rainbow of good vibes." It's like they have a thesaurus specifically for compliments, and it's heavily influenced by whatever strain they're enjoying.
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Have you ever tried making plans with a pothead? It's like organizing a secret mission with James Bond. You have to use code words, and even then, you're not sure if they'll remember. "Meet me at 4:20?" you say. They nod enthusiastically, and you're left wondering if they'll remember it's a time, not a smoke signal.
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Potheads are like the philosophers of our time. They sit around contemplating the deep questions of the universe, like, "Dude, if a tree falls in the forest and no one's there to hear it, does it make a sound? And, like, is the sound munchies?
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I swear, potheads have the most creative solutions to everyday problems. I asked my friend how he deals with stress, and he said, "Bro, I just take a moment, breathe, and imagine my problems as tiny little gummy bears. Then I eat them one by one." It's like therapy, but with snacks.
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Potheads have mastered the art of appreciating the little things in life. I once saw my friend staring at his hand for a solid five minutes. When I asked what he was doing, he said, "I'm just amazed at how fingers work, man. Like, who came up with this design?
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Ever notice how potheads are the best at finding things? You lose your keys, and they're like, "Bro, they're in the cosmic vortex of forgetfulness. Let's meditate together, and we'll locate them." Suddenly, your lost keys become a spiritual journey.
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You know you're in a pothead's house when you see more snacks than actual furniture. It's like entering a magical kingdom of munchies. And good luck finding a plate – everything is eaten straight from the bag.
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