5 Jokes For Pothead

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 25 2025

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The Creative Pothead

Turning everyday things into art
The pothead painted a masterpiece while high. They call it "Starry Fright"—it's just constellations rearranged to spell "snacks.

The Paranoid Pothead

Always thinking someone's onto them
The pothead is convinced the neighbor's cat is an undercover cop. I guess that's why they always offer it a snack and say, "Stay cool, officer Whiskers.

The Forgetful Pothead

Remembering the simplest things
The pothead's memory is so bad; they once forgot why they went into the kitchen. Now, they just hang out there hoping it will come back to them.

The Zen Pothead

Finding tranquility in the chaos
The pothead practices mindfulness while rolling a joint. They say it helps them stay grounded, especially when they drop the rolling paper for the third time.

The Philosophical Pothead

Trying to find deep meaning in everything
The pothead tried to meditate on the meaning of the universe. They gave up when they couldn't decide between "dude" and "whoa" as the cosmic answer.

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