5 Posting On Facebook Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 15 2024

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The Political Pundit

Navigating the minefield of political discussions on Facebook without losing friends.
My friend believes he can solve world issues with Facebook hashtags. #WorldPeace? That's a lofty goal, considering our biggest achievement so far is agreeing on which pizza place to order from.

The Oversharer

Balancing the fine line between sharing your life and oversharing on Facebook.
I'm not saying I'm nosy, but if Facebook had a detective agency, I'd be the Sherlock Holmes of scrolling. "Elementary, my dear Watson, she went to the gym because she posted a salad pic with the caption 'earned this'!

The Cryptic Status User

Trying to decipher the meaning behind those vague, mysterious Facebook statuses.
I've become so good at interpreting vague Facebook statuses that I'm thinking of opening a business. "Lost cat, feeling blue, rain on the horizon." That's $20 for a psychic reading, please.

The Facebook Stalker

Balancing curiosity and respect when you accidentally stumble upon someone's ancient Facebook posts.
I'm not saying I've gone full Indiana Jones on Facebook, but if there was a hidden treasure in someone's old posts, I'd probably find it between pictures of their lunch and blurry party photos.

The Humble Bragger

Navigating the delicate balance of sharing achievements without sounding like you're showing off.
My neighbor posted, "Just ran a little marathon this morning." A little marathon? Is that like a small-scale triathlon or did you just jog around the Earth for a warm-up?

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