6 Jokes For Possessed

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Updated on: Aug 13 2024

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Why did the ghost become a stand-up comedian? It wanted to lift everyone's spirits!
I asked the possessed book for a good horror story. It replied, 'Read your bank statement.
I tried to make a possessed salad, but it just kept tossing itself.
I thought my house was possessed, but it turns out the strange noises were just my stomach.
I used to be possessed by a procrastinating demon, but I finally got around to exorcising it.
My possessed refrigerator won't stop making chilling noises. I think it's trying to ghost me.

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