5 Jokes For Possessed

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 13 2024

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The Possessed Coffee Maker

A coffee maker possessed by a caffeine-addicted spirit.
My coffee maker now has a ghost barista. I asked for a regular coffee, and it responded with, "Do you want that hauntingly dark roast or should I summon the spirits of a lighter blend?" I just wanted a cup of joe, not a seance.

The Possessed Shower

A shower possessed by a water-loving ghost.
Every time I take a shower, my possessed bathroom turns into a paranormal spa day. I've got a ghost masseuse working the shampoo into my hair, and I'm pretty sure the conditioner is infused with the essence of a thousand ghostly lavender fields.

The Possessed Refrigerator

A refrigerator possessed by a hungry ghost.
This ghost in my fridge is so picky. It only possesses the veggies. Now I have a haunted salad crisper. I can't tell if it's trying to be healthy or if it just likes scaring the carrots.

The Possessed Car

A car possessed by a speed-loving ghost.
The ghost in my car seems to have a thing for honking at pedestrians. I'm starting to think I've got the ghost of a frustrated driving instructor who's haunting me with phantom road rage.

The Possessed Smartphone

A smartphone possessed by a mischievous spirit.
You know your phone is possessed when it starts ghost-swiping right on dating apps. Now I'm matched with a ghost named Casper who's looking for a boo-tiful relationship.

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