7 Jokes For Positive

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Jun 16 2024

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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kats!
I started a new business making landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof!
I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. That’s when I realized she misunderstood me.

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