7+ Best One Liners Jokes For positive

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I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner because it was just gathering dust!

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet!

I used to be a baker until I found out I couldn't make enough dough!

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down!

I started a band called '1023 Megabytes'. We haven't got a gig yet!

I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down!

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