7 Jokes For Positive

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Updated on: Jun 16 2024

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I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner because it was just gathering dust!
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet!
I used to be a baker until I found out I couldn't make enough dough!
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down!
I started a band called '1023 Megabytes'. We haven't got a gig yet!
I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down!

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