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Why did the scarecrow never poop his pants? Because he always had a stool to scare it away!
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I used to be embarrassed about pooping my pants, but then I realized everyone has a little skid mark in their life.
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I asked my pants if they wanted to hear a poop joke. They said, 'Sure, but don't crack us up!
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I told my pants a joke, but they didn't find it amusing. They said, 'That's beneath us!
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a pants-pooper, and I'm rolling in it!
Inconvenient Plot Twist
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Pooping your pants is life's way of adding an unexpected plot twist to your day. It's like, Congratulations! You thought you were having a normal Tuesday, but surprise! You're the star of your very own bathroom drama!
The Ninja Betrayal
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Pooping your pants is the ultimate ninja betrayal. You think everything's under control, and then suddenly, without warning, your body goes all rogue on you. It's like having a ninja in your digestive system playing pranks on you.
The Unscripted Comedy
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Pooping your pants is like being part of an improv comedy show, except you're the only one who didn't get the memo. Your body's just up there on stage, shouting, Surprise! Unplanned comedy hour, folks!
The Surprise Marathon
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Pooping your pants is the surprise marathon nobody signs up for. It's like, Hey, guess what? Today, you're not just running errands; you're running a marathon, and your pants are the finish line!
The Stealth Mode
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Pooping your pants is like entering stealth mode in a video game. You think you're discreet, but the whole world suddenly knows you messed up. It's like your character just activated the Oops, I Crapped Myself skill, and now everyone's watching.
The Silent Symphony
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You ever notice how pooping your pants is like composing a silent symphony? I mean, it's embarrassing, but it's a masterpiece only you get to experience. You're the Beethoven of bowel movements, creating a movement nobody else wants to hear.
The Unwanted Souvenir
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Pooping your pants is like buying a souvenir you never wanted from the amusement park of life. You're stuck with it, and now you have to figure out how to carry it around without making eye contact with anyone.
Laundry Day Surprise
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Pooping your pants is the adult version of finding a surprise in your pocket on laundry day. Except, instead of a crumpled-up dollar bill, it's more like, Oh look, I've won a free trip to the laundry room with extra shame on the side!
The Sneaky Escape Artist
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Pooping your pants is like hiring a sneaky escape artist for your digestive system. You never see it coming, and by the time you realize what's happening, your pants have already disappeared without a trace.
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