7+ Best One Liners Jokes About pooping your pants

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I accidentally washed my pants with crayons. Now I have a colorful accident in my pants!

I accidentally pooped my pants at the zoo. Now I'm banned for life – they say I'm a public nuisance!

I told my friend I can stop pooping my pants anytime I want. He said, 'Prove it.' So, I did. Right there.

My pants told me a secret. I can't share it; it's too dirty!

I used to be in a band called 'The Accidents.' We were really good at hitting the wrong notes, just like pooping your pants at the wrong time!

I asked my pants if they could keep a secret. They replied, 'Depends!

I tried to write a poem about pooping my pants, but it ended up being too crappy.

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