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I went to a restaurant and ordered a steak. The waiter asked, "How do you want it cooked?" I said, "Like Pontius Pilate – washed of all sins and guilt, just the way I like my meat.
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Have you ever noticed how uncomfortable it is when you're in an elevator with strangers? It's like a Pontius Pilate standoff – everyone avoiding eye contact, silently judging whose floor is the holiest.
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So, I was stuck in traffic the other day, and I looked at the guy next to me, nodding along to his music. I thought, "This guy's car has a built-in 'Pontius Pilate mode' for ignoring road rage and cruising in musical bliss.
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You ever notice how when you're at a family gathering, there's always that one relative who takes charge of the TV remote? They become the Pontius Pilate of entertainment, deciding the fate of your evening with a click of a button.
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I was reading a recipe online, and it said, "Separate the egg yolk from the egg white." I swear, separating eggs is like playing Pontius Pilate in the kitchen – making tough decisions before breakfast.
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I tried online dating, and someone asked me, "What's your favorite historical figure?" I said, "Pontius Pilate – great at avoiding commitment and washing his hands of any relationship drama.
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I was watching a cooking show, and the chef said, "Now, let's add a pinch of salt." I thought, "Ah, the Pontius Pilate move of the kitchen – washing away the blandness and proclaiming flavor.
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I was at the grocery store the other day, and I saw a lady giving her cart a little push with her hip. I thought, "Wow, she's like the Pontius Pilate of shopping, washing her hands of cart responsibility. I tried it, and now my grocery store thinks I'm auditioning for a hip-hop dance crew.
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