7 Political Speeches Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 20 2024

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Why do politicians make terrible doctors? They always promise to heal but mostly just provide placebos!
Why did the politician bring a map to their speech? To stay on track and avoid getting lost in their own rhetoric!
Why did the politician always carry a dictionary during speeches? To make sure they could redefine promises on the go!
Why was the political speech always in good shape? Because it constantly worked out its talking points!
Why do politicians make great magicians? They're experts at making problems disappear... temporarily!
What do you call a speech delivered by a nervous politician? A stammer of the house!
Why was the politician great at geography? They always knew how to navigate their way around the issues!

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