5 Political Speeches Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 20 2024

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The Teleprompter Operator

Trying not to laugh during serious moments
I once changed 'economic crisis' to 'cookie crisis' on the teleprompter. The speech suddenly became more relatable.

The Speechwriter

Crafting eloquence while avoiding controversy
The key to a great political speech? Use big words to distract people from the fact that you just promised a chicken in every pot and a Tesla in every garage.

The Politician

Balancing sincerity and popularity
Being a politician is the only job where you can flip-flop more than a pair of sandals in summer.

The Heckler

Craving attention without getting kicked out
I'm not saying I'm a hero, but I once stopped a politician mid-sentence. It was for my own sanity, really.

The Uninterested Citizen

Trying to stay awake during speeches
The only time I pay attention to political speeches is when there's a bingo game on the back of the program. 'Promised free healthcare'? Bingo!

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