8 Jokes For Pocket Watch

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Updated on: Jul 25 2024

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Why don't pocket watches ever go to therapy? They're afraid to face their ticks and tocks!
My pocket watch told me a secret. It said, 'I always keep things under wraps!
What do you call a pocket watch that's also a comedian? A stand-up timepiece!
Why did the pocket watch get a degree in philosophy? It wanted to major in second thoughts!
Why did the pocket watch start a band? It wanted to go on tour and show off its timeless tunes!
I bought a pocket watch that tells me the time in dog years. Now, I'm always running fashionably late!
Why did the pocket watch go to therapy? It had too much baggage from its past!
Why did the time traveler carry a pocket watch? Because his smartphone kept losing reception in the past!

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