5 Jokes For Pocket Watch

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 25 2024

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The Forgetful Grandpa

Grandpa forgets his pocket watch everywhere
I asked grandpa why he's always losing his pocket watch. He said it's his way of time-traveling—just not intentionally.

The Paranoid Spy

A spy who believes every pocket watch is a secret communication device
I asked him why he's so suspicious of his pocket watch. He said, "You never know when the time is plotting against you.

The Hipster Time Traveler

A time-traveling hipster stuck in the past with a pocket watch
He tried explaining Instagram to people in the 1800s. They thought he was a wizard, but all he wanted was a sepia filter for his pocket watch.

The Time-Traveling Tourist

A time-traveler who uses a pocket watch as a guidebook
He asked me for directions to the 23rd century. I told him, "Sorry, buddy, my GPS only goes up to 2023, and even that is a bit spotty.

The Romantic Clocksmith

A clocksmith who believes pocket watches are the key to love
He's convinced that giving someone a pocket watch is more romantic than a dozen roses. I tried it once; turns out, she prefers flowers that don't require winding.

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