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Why did the fish get in trouble in school? It was caught with seaweed during a test!
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Why did the fish break up with the octopus? Too many arms around other fish!
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What do you call a fish magician? A magician who's outstanding in his field!
Deep Sea Dating Adventures
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Plenty of fish in the sea—yeah, but I seem to attract the ones with commitment issues! It's like I'm in an aquarium watching all these fish swim by, thinking, Maybe that one's the catch, but they're just doing laps! I think I need a dating coach who's also a marine biologist!
Love's Angling Conspiracy
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They say there's plenty of fish in the sea. Well, maybe I'm allergic to seafood! Every time I cast my line, it's like the universe is saying, Nah, not this one! If I had a dollar for every failed attempt at reeling someone in, I'd be able to buy my own private island—a no fishing allowed private island!
Reel Life vs. Real Life
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Plenty of fish in the sea they say. Well, I think I've got the wrong bait or maybe I'm using the wrong fishing rod altogether! Either that or I’m fishing in a sea where the fish are on a permanent vacation. I've seen more fish at the sushi bar than in my dating pool!
Sunk Costs and Swim Dates
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So, they say there's plenty of fish in the sea. Well, I must have taken the wrong boat 'cause I've been fishing in a pond where everyone's either already hooked or swimming in circles! It's like dating is a game of Marco Polo, except nobody's saying Polo back!
Fishing for Love, Hooked on Drama
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They say there's plenty of fish in the sea, but I feel like I keep reeling in the same old boot. And not the lucky kind that brings you good fortune! More like the kind that makes you wonder, Who's throwing these things in the water? I've got stories that could fill a novel—call it Fifty Shades of Bait-and-Switch.
The Great Fishy Escape
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You ever hear that saying, Plenty of fish in the sea? Yeah, well, apparently, I'm the fish that got away—still waiting for the hook, line, and sinker! I think I'm more of a fish stuck in a koi pond while everyone else is out there navigating the ocean. Maybe I need a fish translator app or something. Hey, human, throw me a line here!
Fish Tales and Tinder Fails
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I tried online dating, thinking, Plenty of fish in the sea, right? More like plenty of guppies trying to pass themselves off as sharks! My profile says looking for a catch, not catch me if you can. Swipe left, swipe right, it's like I'm fishing in a pond where everyone claims to be a marlin but turns out to be a goldfish in disguise!
The Catch-22 of Dating
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Plenty of fish in the sea—yeah, tell that to the fish who's been thrown back more times than a defective gadget! It's like I'm in a game of Fish Tetris, just waiting for the right one to drop in and fit perfectly. Maybe I should start throwing chum instead of compliments!
Catch and Release... and Re-re-re-lease
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Plenty of fish in the sea, they said. What they didn't mention is that some fish keep getting thrown back! I must have more lives than a cat; I keep getting released into the wild waters of the dating scene. Maybe I should start charging admission for the catch-and-release show!
Fishy Business and Missed Connections
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You know, they say there's plenty of fish in the sea. Well, I think I've been baited and switched so many times I'm starting to think I should just open a seafood restaurant! Forget missed connections; I've had more close encounters with mermaids than actual potential dates. At this rate, I'll start believing in Loch Ness before finding a decent match!
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