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So, apparently, there are plenty of fish in the sea. But you ever feel like you're using the wrong bait? Like, here I am with my witty jokes and puns, and the fish I'm attracting are more interested in someone with a shiny lure and a flashy profile picture. Maybe I need a dating app for comedians.
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So, they say there are plenty of fish in the sea. But do they ever mention the sea is vast, and half those fish are catfish pretending to be something they're not? I once caught a fish claiming to be a shark – turns out it was just a minnow with self-esteem issues.
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You know the saying, "Plenty of fish in the sea"? Well, I've been fishing, and it turns out the sea is more like a buffet. You've got your exotic sushi-grade tuna, but then there's that mystery fish at the end that nobody wants to touch. Yeah, that's my dating life.
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Plenty of fish in the sea," they say. But have you noticed how the sea is getting overcrowded with dating apps, each claiming to have the best catch? It's like a seafood market, and you're just hoping not to end up with a can of tuna when you were expecting a lobster.
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They say there are plenty of fish in the sea, but honestly, it feels more like I'm at an aquarium, and every fish has its own profile. "Likes long swims and bubble nests." Swipe left on the angelfish – too heavenly for me. Swipe right on the guppy – at least they're low-maintenance!
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You've heard the saying, "Plenty of fish in the sea," right? Well, last time I checked, that sea must be the Pacific Ocean because finding the right fish feels like trying to locate Nemo in a crowd of look-alike clownfish. Nemo, where are you? We've got an aquarium to escape!
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Plenty of fish in the sea" – that's what they tell you after a breakup. But have you ever noticed it's not just any fish; it's always the elusive, hard-to-catch, deep-sea creatures? I'm over here with my fishing rod, and they're sending me on a quest to find the Loch Ness Monster of relationships.
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You know, they say there are plenty of fish in the sea. But have you ever tried fishing in that sea? It's like a dating app for marine life. Swipe left for the pufferfish – too much drama. Swipe right for the clownfish – they're always looking for a good time, but good luck finding them in the coral chaos!
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Plenty of fish in the sea" they say. Well, let me tell you, sometimes it feels more like I'm fishing in a pond than an ocean. A tiny pond with a couple of goldfish and that one elusive koi who's too busy playing hard to get. Come on, koi, I brought bread crumbs!
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They say there are plenty of fish in the sea, but lately, I feel like I'm stuck in a fisherman's tale – the one where the fish keep getting bigger with each retelling. "Oh, you should have seen the one that got away. It was this big!" Yeah, sure, tell that to my dating history.
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