8+ Best One Liners Jokes For play on names

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now, I'm a banker, and I'm rolling in the dough!

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I tried to catch fog yesterday, but I mist.

I named my dog 'Five Miles' so I can tell people I walk Five Miles every day.

Why did the mathematician break up with his pencil? It had too many problems.

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!

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