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Why did the platter get promoted? It had the perfect blend of plate-titude and charisma!
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What's a platter's favorite type of music? Anything with a good beat – it loves to get saucy!
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Why did the platter apply for a job? It wanted to serve in a career that was dish-tinguished!
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Why did the platter go to therapy? It had too many issues with being stacked up in life!
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Why did the platter enroll in a comedy class? It wanted to learn how to serve up some laughs!
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What's a platter's favorite TV show? Breaking Bread – it's a real crumb-dinger!
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Why did the platter bring a ladder to the party? It heard the drinks were on the top shelf!
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You order a platter, and suddenly, the table feels like a runway for food fashion. It arrives looking like an edible catwalk. Shame the portions were on a diet!
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Got a platter thinking it’d be a feast. But it arrived looking like a dieter’s nightmare! I’ve had larger portions in a kid’s lunchbox. I was half-full just by staring at it!
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Platters are the sneak peek of the meal, like the movie trailer that makes you think the whole film's in 3D, but then you realize it’s just the opening credits in IMAX!
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Platters, the ‘blink-and-it’s-gone’ magic act of dining. You look away for a second, and suddenly, you’re staring at an empty plate wondering, 'Was that a meal or an appetizer for ants?'
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Ordered a platter, and I swear the food looked like it was training for a marathon – tiny portions sprinting across a vast empty plate! You need a microscope to find the taste!
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Platter: the ultimate optical illusion in the world of cuisine. You feel like you’re entering a feast, but it’s more like a scavenger hunt for food!
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Platters, the ultimate tease in the culinary world. You see it, you salivate, and then you need a magnifying glass to spot the actual food! It’s like a hide-and-seek game where the food’s winning!
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Got a platter once, felt like I was playing food bingo. Small square of cheese – check! Two olives – check! Where’s my winning card for the main course?
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So, I ordered this massive platter at a restaurant, thinking I’d eat like a king. Turned out, it was a king-size disappointment. I’ve seen bigger appetizers in a dollhouse!
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