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What did the pizza say to the customer who complained about too much cheese? 'Grate' expectations lead to 'grate' disappointments!
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Why did the pizza go to space? It wanted to visit the 'mozzarella' space station!
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Why did the tomato turn to the mushroom for advice? It wanted to 'ketchup' on life!
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Why did the pizza apply for a job at Pizza Hut? It wanted to get a slice of the employment pie!
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Why did the pizza bring a suitcase to the party? It wanted to pack a punch!
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Why did the pizza go to school? It wanted to be a little 'smarter-ella'!
Pizza Hut's Delivery Instructions
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I put a note in the special instructions when ordering from Pizza Hut: Draw a dinosaur on the box. They actually did it! Now I'm wondering if there's a pizza place out there that takes Marry me? seriously.
Pizza Hut's Identity Crisis
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You ever notice how Pizza Hut sounds like it's having a bit of an identity crisis? I mean, it's not Pizza Mansion or Pizza Condo – it's Pizza Hut. Are they trying to make us feel at home or just reminding us that we're one step away from eating on the couch in our pajamas?
Pizza Hut, The Jedi of Delivery
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I ordered pizza the other day, and the delivery guy arrived so fast that I swear he must be a Jedi. I didn't even have time to put on pants. I opened the door, and there he was, like, Pizza, you will have. I'm pretty sure Yoda's working for Pizza Hut now.
Pizza Hut's Weather Forecast
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I called Pizza Hut during a thunderstorm, and they said my pizza might be delayed because of the weather. I was like, Are you telling me my pizza delivery guy is scared of a little rain? What's he delivering, pizza or fragile glass unicorns?
Pizza Hut's Promise
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You know how Pizza Hut has that guarantee of delivering your pizza in 30 minutes or less? I've started using that as a life motto. If I'm not done with something in 30 minutes, it's probably time to order pizza because clearly, I'm not getting anywhere productive.
Pizza Hut, A Real-Life Chess Game
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I ordered a pizza from Pizza Hut, and they gave me a tracking number to see where my delivery was. It felt like I was playing a real-life game of chess. The pizza has moved to E5. Your move, stomach.
Pizza Hut's Mystery Ingredients
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I asked Pizza Hut what's in their secret sauce, and they said it's a secret. I'm like, Come on, it's not the recipe for Coca-Cola. It's pizza sauce. Is it a secret, or do you not want to admit it's just ketchup with an attitude?
Pizza Hut, The Marriage Expert
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Pizza Hut has this heart-shaped pizza for Valentine's Day. Nothing says romance like a heart-shaped pizza, right? I tried it once, and my wife looked at me and said, Honey, if you're trying to win my heart, maybe flowers next time? Pizza Hut, the real marriage expert.
Pizza Hut’s Math Lessons
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I called Pizza Hut the other day, and they asked me if I wanted my pizza cut into six or eight slices. I said, Six, please. I could never eat eight slices. The person on the other end was silent for a moment and said, Sir, the number of slices doesn't change the amount of pizza. I was like, Oh, right, math lessons from Pizza Hut. My bad.
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