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You ever notice how ordering pizza from Pizza Hut is like sending a distress signal to your stomach? It's like, "Emergency! We've got a craving, and only a stuffed crust can save us!
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I wonder if Pizza Hut drivers ever race each other to see who can deliver the fastest. Like, imagine a secret underground pizza delivery championship. Winner gets the title of "Supreme Delivery Master.
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I love how Pizza Hut asks if you want to add extra cheese. Like, isn't that a rhetorical question? It's pizza. The correct answer is always, "Yes, please, drench it in cheese until it's practically a dairy-based swimming pool.
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Pizza Hut's online tracker is the closest thing I have to a social life. I mean, I watch that pizza's journey from the oven to my door more closely than I track my friends' Instagram stories.
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I called Pizza Hut the other day, and they asked if I wanted my pizza cut into 8 slices or 12. I said, "Better make it 8, I don't think I can handle the pressure of making life-altering decisions right now.
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You know you're an adult when your idea of a wild Friday night is ordering from Pizza Hut and daring to eat the whole pizza by yourself. Bonus points if you can finish it without taking a break for Netflix.
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Pizza delivery is the only time I don't mind someone ringing my doorbell. It's not an interruption; it's an invitation to the greatest party – the pizza party!
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Ordering a pizza is like a culinary trust fall. You place your trust in the delivery person that they'll bring you a masterpiece, and in return, they trust you won't answer the door in your pajamas. It's a delicate balance of pizza diplomacy.
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Pizza delivery guys are like modern-day heroes. They bring joy and happiness, armed with a hot box of cheesy goodness. Forget capes; these guys wear pizza bags!
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