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Imagine explaining that to your boss: "Yeah, I thought a little lean would give the tower character. It's avant-garde architecture!" I mean, if I had a dollar for every time I made a questionable decision after a night out, I could probably fund the straightening of the tower myself. Pisa, the city where even the buildings have hangovers.
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You know, they say the tower leans because of unstable foundation and soil erosion. I can relate; I feel like my life is leaning sometimes because of my unstable foundation of bad decisions and the constant erosion of my motivation. I should probably start a GoFundMe to fix my life's foundation. Maybe I'll call it "Operation Upright Existence." Any investors here tonight?
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And let's talk about those tourists who pretend to hold up the tower in their photos. Come on, we all know it's an illusion. It's not like they're auditioning for a job as the tower's personal trainer. "Yeah, I'm just here helping the tower with its core workout." Next time, I'm going to take a photo where I'm pretending to fix the tower, maybe adjust a brick or two. "Just doing my part for architectural maintenance, folks!
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I tried to impress the locals by doing my own leaning act. Spoiler alert: it didn't work. I just looked like I was auditioning for a role in a clumsy superhero movie. "Watch out, here comes Captain Topple!" Maybe I should have practiced my leaning skills before attempting to out-lean the tower.
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