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You know, I tried leaning dramatically against a wall once, hoping it would catch on like the Pisa thing. Security just escorted me out, saying, "Sir, this is a grocery store, not a tourist attraction.
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If Pisa ever decided to build a second leaning tower, I'd love to see the brochure. "Introducing the Leaning Tower 2.0 – now with even more tilt! Because one leaning tower is so last season.
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So, they call it the Leaning Tower of Pisa. I bet the architect's friends were like, "Dude, are you sure you measured twice? It looks like you measured after a heavy lunch!
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You ever wonder if there's a straight tower somewhere in Pisa, and they just call it the Boring Tower? "Oh, there's the Leaning Tower, and over there, that's the Tower That Stands Like It Should.
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They say the Leaning Tower was built on unstable soil. I guess they wanted to keep things interesting. "Sure, we could build on solid ground, but where's the fun in that? Let's make it a challenge!
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I wonder if the Pisa architects ever play hide and seek with their buildings. "Guys, where's the Leaning Tower? Oh, there it is, behind the Cathedral, trying to blend in.
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I bet Pisa is the only place where architects get away with designing buildings that look like they've had a rough night out. "Yeah, it's avant-garde. It's called the Hangover Tower.
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I bet the Pisa postcards don't mention the endless struggle of local pizza delivery guys trying to balance the boxes as they climb the leaning stairs. "Hold on, sir, just one more tilt!
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I imagine tourists at Pisa taking those classic "holding up the tower" photos. It's like a worldwide game of architectural Jenga. "Alright, Susan, you hold the left side. Gary, you get the right. Don't sneeze!
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