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Why do pirates make terrible comedians on their birthdays? Because their jokes always end up in 'sea'-rious trouble!
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Why did the pirate invite his parrot to the birthday bash? Because Polly wants a cracker... and some cake!
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What's a pirate's favorite kind of birthday cake? Rum cake, of course – it's arr-mazing!
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What do you call a pirate's birthday party game? 'Walk the Plank' – it's a real splash!
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Why did the pirate have trouble blowing out the candles on his cake? Too much wind in the sails!
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Why did the pirate refuse to eat the birthday cake? He thought it might be a 'tiers'ure map to hidden desserts!
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What's a pirate's favorite part of a birthday card? The booty-ful message inside!
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Why did the pirate get kicked out of his own birthday party? He was causing too much RUM-bunctiousness!
The Captain's Speech
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The birthday pirate gave a speech about getting older. He said, Aging is like sailing the high seas: rough, unpredictable, and you're constantly wondering if you left the oven on back at the ship. I didn't know pirates were so concerned about home safety.
Avast Ye, It's Cake Time
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At this pirate birthday, they had a cake shaped like a treasure chest. I was excited until they opened it, and all that was inside were bills and overdue notices. I guess that's what they call a debt treasure.
Pirate Karaoke Night
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They had karaoke, but only pirate-themed songs. I didn't know there were so many sea shanties about heartbreak. I sang my heart out to Yo Ho Ho, She's Gone, and the crowd gave me a standing ovation. Or maybe they were just trying to make me walk the plank again.
Pirate Party Games
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They had a game where you had to find the hidden treasure. Little did I know, the hidden treasure was the remote control to the TV. I spent an hour searching, thinking I'd find gold coins or jewels, but nope, just the power to skip through commercials. Pirates really know how to keep you on your toes.
Pirate Birthday Bash
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You ever been to a pirate birthday party? I went to one last week, and let me tell you, it was wild. They had a plank for people to walk, but instead of walking it, they made you negotiate your student loans on it. Turns out, walking the plank was the easy part!
Parrot's Got the Mic
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They had a parrot at the party that kept repeating everything. I tried to impress everyone with my dance moves, and the parrot starts yelling, Dance moves! Dance moves! I felt like I was in a tropical-themed episode of America's Got Talent, and the parrot was the judge.
Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Milk
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They ran out of rum at the party, so they started serving milk in those classic pirate mugs. Nothing says, I'm a fearsome buccaneer like sipping milk through a straw shaped like a cutlass.
Jolly Roger, Unjolly Hangover
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The morning after the pirate birthday, I woke up with a Jolly Roger flag next to me. I guess I brought it home as a souvenir. Now every time I look at it, it's a reminder that I need to stop accepting party favors after three rounds of pirate punch.
Hooked on Pirate Phonics
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At the pirate birthday, they tried to teach me how to talk like a pirate. I ended up sounding more like a confused parrot with a speech impediment. Squawk! Avast ye matey, where be the bathroom?
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