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What did the piranha say to the comedian fish? Your jokes are a 'bit' shallow!
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What do you call a piranha with a sunburn? A red-bellied fish with a bite!
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Why did the piranha bring a suitcase to the river? It wanted to pack a bite!
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Why did the piranha refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting a bad 'hand'!
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Why did the piranha become a vegetarian? It wanted to avoid a 'meat'-y reputation!
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Why do piranhas never make good comedians? Their jokes are always a bit 'fishy'!
Piranha Celebrities
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Piranhas are like the Kardashians of the underwater world. Always in the spotlight, drama everywhere, and God forbid you accidentally swim into their territory - you'll be the talk of the ocean for weeks.
Piranha Therapy
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I read somewhere that piranhas have a reputation for being aggressive. But imagine being the therapist for a piranha. So, tell me, what's causing you to bite everything that comes near you?
Piranha Cuisine
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You know, they say piranhas have a voracious appetite. I bet they're the Gordon Ramsay of the fish world. This river is overcooked! It's a disgrace to aquatic cuisine!
Piranha Dating
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Dating is tough. I mean, imagine trying to impress a piranha on a first date. Hey, do you come here often? Oh, sorry, I see you do. Don't mind me, just bringing some extra snacks in case this doesn't go well.
Piranha Pals
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So, I heard people have these piranhas as pets now. Like, who needs a dog when you can have a school of piranhas? Come on, Fido, let's go for a swim! Good luck explaining that to the neighbors when your pool party turns into a scene from a horror movie.
Piranha Parenting
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I feel bad for piranha parents. Can you imagine the stress of sending your kids off to school every day? Now, honey, remember, don't nibble on anyone today, and make sure you swim in a group. Safety in numbers, darling.
Piranha Politics
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Piranhas should run for office. I mean, they already know how to create chaos and divide opinions. Picture it: the Piranha Party, where their campaign slogan is, Taking a bite out of the competition!
Piranha Gym Etiquette
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I bet piranhas at the gym are the worst. Hogging the water treadmill, flexing their fins in the mirror, and giving side-eye to anyone who dares to swim faster than them. Talk about aquatic gym bullies.
Piranha Tech Support
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I wonder if there's a piranha hotline for tech support. Hello, welcome to Piranha IT Services. How may I nibble... I mean, assist you today? Have you tried turning your river off and on again?
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