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You know what's weird? People have these massive aquariums filled with exotic fish, but the moment you suggest adding a piranha, suddenly you're the crazy one. Like, come on, Janet, it's just a fish with a bit of an attitude!
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You ever notice how piranhas always seem to appear in those B-list horror movies? It's like Hollywood's way of saying, "We couldn't afford sharks, so here's a school of fish with a grudge.
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I once tried to start a piranha appreciation club, you know, to give these misunderstood fish a voice. Let's just say it didn't go swimmingly. I mean, attendance was low for some reason, and I think someone stole my inflatable fish.
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I've always wondered who decided to name a fish "piranha." Like, was it just a fish that looked at someone funny and they thought, "Yep, that's a piranha face if I've ever seen one!
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You ever notice how when people talk about dangerous animals, they always mention lions, tigers, and bears? But no one ever warns you about the deadly piranha lurking in your local fish tank, plotting its escape and taking over the world one nibble at a time!
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You know you're in trouble when you see a sign that says, "Beware of the piranhas." I mean, who even thinks about that when they're going for a casual swim? Like, "Oh, honey, did you remember the sunscreen, and oh, watch out for the flesh-eating fish!
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I've always found it amusing how people are afraid of piranhas in the wild, but then happily eat them on a plate. It's like, "Hey, wasn't that guy trying to eat me last week? Pass the tartar sauce!
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You know, piranhas get such a bad rap in movies. I mean, they're portrayed as these ferocious underwater killers, but in reality, they're probably just swimming around, having a conversation like, "Hey, Bob, did you try the algae over there? No? Me neither. Let's go nibble on a toe instead!
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I bet if piranhas could talk, they'd have the best dark humor. Like, "Why did the piranha cross the river? To get to the other thigh!
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I read somewhere that piranhas have this reputation for stripping a carcass clean in minutes. Honestly, sounds like they're just the ocean's cleanup crew. Imagine them with little tiny vests and hats, clocking in for their shift like, "Alright team, today we tackle the tuna!
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