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The Pigeon Parent
Dealing with the challenges of raising pigeon chicks.
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Pigeon parenting tip: Never let your chick play hide and seek in a park with a lot of statues. I spent hours looking for mine, only to find it giggling on the head of a bronze statue.
The Pigeon Whisperer
Trying to maintain street credibility while communicating with pigeons.
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My pigeon communication skills are on point, but my dating skills have taken a nosedive. I asked a girl out by cooing romantically. She looked at me like I had two heads. I guess I'm just a one-bird kind of guy.
The Pigeon Detective
Solving pigeon-related crimes in a city full of feathered suspects.
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Solving pigeon crimes is like playing chess with a bird. They always have that superior look, like they know something you don't. I confronted one, and it just stared at me. I guess it was waiting for me to make the next move. Checkmate, pigeon.
The Pigeon Therapist
Helping pigeons overcome their existential crises.
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Pigeons have deep emotional problems. One confessed it has commitment issues because it can't decide which statue to poop on. I told it, "Just go with your gut. Or, you know, your cloaca.
The Pigeon Stand-Up Comedian
Trying to make it big in the cutthroat world of pigeon stand-up comedy.
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I did a gig at a bird feeder the other day. The applause was loud, but the payment was in seeds. I'm not saying I'm a diva, but I have standards. At least throw in some sunflower seeds, come on!
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