7 Jokes For Pickup

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Updated on: Nov 19 2024

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My pickup truck tried stand-up comedy, but it kept 'braking' up mid-joke!
I tried to take my pickup truck to a fancy restaurant, but they said, 'Sorry, we have a strict 'no trucks' policy!
I met a pickup truck that told me it's a vegetarian. Turns out it only eats 'veggie-pickups'!
I tried to impress my date with a pickup line, but all I got was a tow-away notice.
I asked my friend if he believes in love at first sight. He said, 'Nah, I believe in pickup lines at first sight!
I told my pickup truck a joke, but it didn't laugh. Guess it takes diesel humor to get a good reaction!
I asked my pickup truck to write a poem. It replied, 'Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a pickup, and I love you!

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