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The Paranoid Friend
When your friend goes silent during a phone call
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When my friend goes silent, I panic and blurt out, "Are you still there?" as if they've entered another dimension. I'm just making sure they didn't slip into the Twilight Zone without me.
The New Age Zen Master
When someone calls during meditation
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During meditation, my phone disrupted my Zen moment. I answered, "This better be an emergency; I was just one 'om' away from becoming a yoga master." Turns out, it was just my mom calling to ask if I ate lunch.
The Overenthusiastic Parent
When your teenager doesn't answer the phone
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My teenager didn't answer the phone, so I texted them, "Are you alive?" They replied, "New phone, who dis?" Now, I'm worried my kid got a phone upgrade but forgot to upgrade their sense of humor.
The Procrastinator
When you avoid answering calls
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I avoid calls like I'm a ninja dodging shurikens. If I could earn a black belt in dodging phone calls, I'd be a grandmaster by now. The art of avoidance is my specialty.
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