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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia Spelling Bee Contestant
Excelling at spelling long words but getting nervous around short ones.
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People think I'm a genius because I can spell long words, but they don't know I have to practice spelling "a" and "I" in front of a mirror every morning.
Cliff Diving Phobia Advocate
Terrified of heights but advocating for cliff diving.
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The irony of being a cliff diving phobia advocate is that I panic when I see a spider climbing the wall, but I'm expected to gracefully dive off a cliff.
Fear of Public Speaking Coach
Teaching others to conquer their fear of public speaking while being terrified of silence.
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My fear of public speaking is so bad that I once gave a TED Talk titled "The Power of Mumbling.
Arachnophobia Support Group Leader
Trying to comfort people terrified of spiders while being terrified of commitment.
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The problem with leading an arachnophobia support group is that I have to constantly remind myself not to scream when someone brings up commitment.
Paraskavedekatriaphobia Blogger
Writing about overcoming the fear of Friday the 13th but having a panic attack every time the date approaches.
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My therapist says facing your fears is the key to overcoming them. I told him I'd consider it after surviving Friday the 13th without breaking a mirror.
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