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Why did the philosophy student become a chef? They wanted to explore the deep frying pan of existence!
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Why did the philosophy student become a stand-up comedian? They wanted to dissect the punchlines of life!
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Why did the philosophy student bring a map to class? To navigate the twists and turns of logic!
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Why did the philosophy student break up with their calculator? It couldn't handle their irrational problems!
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Why did the philosophy student become a gardener? They wanted to contemplate the roots of existence!
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What's a philosophy student's favorite dessert? Socratic ice cream – always questioning the flavor of reality!
Socratic Soccer Mom
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I have a friend majoring in philosophy. She's raising her kid with the Socratic method. I saw her ask the little one, Why do you think you should get a cookie? The kid replied, Because I want it? She whispered to me, They grow up so fast.
The Deep Thinker's Dilemma
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I met a philosophy student who told me they were contemplating the meaning of life. I said, Bro, I'm just trying to figure out how to fold a fitted sheet without summoning a demon. Life can wait!
The Existential Crisis Expert
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Philosophy students are like the therapists of the academic world. You sit down, and they hit you with, Have you ever considered the inherent absurdity of human existence? I'm just trying to figure out why my GPS thinks I need to make a U-turn on a one-way street!
The Philosophical Puzzles of a Philosophy Student
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You ever talk to a philosophy student? It's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube while riding a unicycle on a tightrope. They'll hit you with questions like, If a tree falls in a forest and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound? I'm over here just trying to figure out if my microwave popcorn is done without burning it!
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of a Philosophy Degree
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Philosophy students believe in liberty and the pursuit of knowledge. Meanwhile, I'm just trying to pursue the last slice of pizza before someone else claims it. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of pepperoni!
The Philosopher's Stone...or Lack Thereof
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You know you're talking to a philosophy student when they start debating the existence of the philosopher's stone. Meanwhile, I'm just wondering if the pizza delivery guy lost his way to my house.
Metaphysical Monday Mornings
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I asked my philosophy friend how they were doing, and they said, Existing in a realm of metaphysical uncertainty. I just wanted to know if they had coffee yet. Existentialism and caffeine, that's my Monday morning routine.
Late-Night Musings with Philosophy Majors
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I was at a party with philosophy students, and instead of small talk, they asked me, What is the nature of reality? I responded, Dude, the nature of my reality right now is avoiding awkward conversations about the nature of reality!
The Philosophical Pickup Line
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I heard a philosophy student's pickup line: Are you a subjective experience? Because you've just become the center of my reality. I responded, Is your name Plato? Because that line is idealistic, but I'm more into practical relationships... and pizza.
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