bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
Philosophy students are like human search engines, but instead of typing keywords, they contemplate the essence of existence. "Hey, Siri, what's the purpose of life?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that. Ask a philosophy major.
0
0
I invited a philosophy student to a party, and they spent the whole time analyzing the deeper meaning behind party games. "Is 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey' a metaphor for our futile attempts to find purpose in a chaotic world?" No, it's just a game, man!
0
0
Philosophy students love using complex words to sound profound. I overheard one say, "My existential quandary is exacerbated by the dichotomy between my idealistic aspirations and the pragmatic constraints of modern society." Dude, just say you're broke and unemployed.
0
0
I met a philosophy student who claimed they could ponder the meaning of life for hours. I thought, "Wow, I can barely decide what to have for breakfast without a mini existential crisis!
0
0
Ever notice how philosophy students always seem to find deep meaning in the most mundane things? I spilled coffee on my notebook, and they were like, "Ah, the caffeinated chaos of the universe expressing itself through your clumsy actions.
0
0
You know you're talking to a philosophy student when you ask them a simple question, and instead of giving a straight answer, they respond with, "Well, it depends on your perspective... and the nature of reality, of course.
0
0
I asked a philosophy student for relationship advice, and they said, "Love is an abstract concept shaped by societal constructs and individual perceptions." I just wanted to know if I should text back or wait three days!
0
0
Philosophy students love pondering the concept of time. I tried telling one about daylight saving, and they responded, "Ah, the arbitrary manipulation of temporal intervals to assert control over our collective consciousness." I was just excited for an extra hour of sleep.
0
0
I asked a philosophy student why they enjoy studying ancient philosophy. They said, "It's like a time-traveling thought experiment." I tried explaining that my time-traveling thought experiment involves imagining what it's like to finish my coffee before it gets cold.
Post a Comment