6 Jokes About Pets

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Updated on: Sep 16 2024

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What's a hamster's favorite game? Hide and squeak!

What's a dog's favorite instrument? The trom-bone!

Why did the parrot bring a ladder to the bar? Because it wanted to reach the high notes!

Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

What do you call a snake who is 3.14 meters long? A π-thon!

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!

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