7 Jokes About Pets

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Updated on: Sep 16 2024

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I taught my bird to beatbox. Now, he tweets and drops sick beats!
I asked my fish if it can play an instrument. It said, 'I'm really good at the scales!
I told my dog he was a good boy, and now he won't stop referring to himself as 'Sir Goodington'!
My cat joined a band. They play heavy metal—literally, he knocks things off shelves!
My hamster is a great artist. It drew its own cage and now insists it's living in a masterpiece!
I asked my cat if it believes in aliens. It said, 'Meow-little!
My cat and I have staring contests. I usually win, but he claims it's just to humor me!

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