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What's a personality disorder's favorite movie genre? Multiple personalities – it can't decide on just one!
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Why did the personality disorder become an astronaut? It wanted some space!
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Why did the personality disorder become a chef? It wanted to mix things up in the kitchen of its mind!
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What's a personality disorder's favorite type of math? Multipersonality-cation!
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What's a personality disorder's favorite board game? Guess Who – it's never sure who it is!
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Why did the personality disorder go to the comedy club? It heard laughter is the best medicine, even for the mind!
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What's a personality disorder's favorite game? Twister, because it loves getting all twisted up inside!
The Invisible Friend
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You ever meet someone with a personality disorder? It's like having an invisible friend, but one that argues with you about the proper way to load a dishwasher. No, Steve, the forks go on the left! Who knew my spoons were so opinionated?
Role-Playing Masterclass
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Dating someone with a personality disorder is like being in a perpetual role-playing game. Today, you're the supportive partner. Tomorrow, you're the villain who forgot to buy milk. I didn't know I signed up for 'Dungeons and Dating.
The Art of Surprise Emotions
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My friend with a personality disorder claims that life with them is an adventure. It's true - every day is a surprise. It's like emotional hide-and-seek, but instead of counting, I'm just trying to find out which version of them I'm dealing with today.
The DIY Therapist
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My buddy thinks he's his own therapist because of his personality disorder. He said, I have a session with myself every day. That's just called talking to yourself, Gary, and it's not covered by insurance.
The Multiple Choice Dilemma
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I've got a friend with multiple personality disorder. It's like hanging out with a human Choose Your Own Adventure book. If you want to talk to Tim, turn to page 47. If you prefer Sarah, flip to page 62. I'm just here for the snacks, honestly.
Discount on Emotions
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I know someone with a personality disorder who wanted to start a discount emotions store. Buy one mood swing, get the second half off! It's like the Dollar Store for feelings - everything's a bit cheap, and sometimes it breaks unexpectedly.
Emotional Jigsaw Puzzle
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Living with someone with a personality disorder is like trying to solve an emotional jigsaw puzzle. One day, you think you've got it figured out, and the next, they throw in a piece from a completely different puzzle. Good luck making sense of the big picture!
Therapy Session or Game Night?
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I suggested a game night with my friend who has a personality disorder. We played charades, and I couldn't tell if they were acting out 'happy' or 'existential crisis.' It's tough when your Pictionary partner is a walking emotional thesaurus.
GPS for Emotions
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Navigating a relationship with a personality disorder is like using GPS with a faulty signal. In 300 feet, turn left into Contentment Avenue. Recalculating... now proceeding to Anxiety Street. Siri, help me find the exit!
Living with Schizo-What-Now?
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I was dating this girl with a personality disorder. She'd switch moods so fast; I couldn't keep up. One minute, she's planning our wedding, the next, she's upset because I didn't compliment her choice of socks. I didn't know socks had personalities too!
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