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Ever notice how people with Tourette's are like human mood rings? One moment, they're shouting random words, and you're like, "Oh, we're in the comedy channel now." Next thing you know, it's a suspense thriller as they whisper ominous phrases.
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You ever notice how people with Tourette's have mastered the art of surprise parties? Every sentence is like a surprise guest appearance by a new word or sound. "And now, joining us from the vocal cords, it's... bananas!
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People with Tourette's are the real influencers of spontaneity. They're living their best unscripted lives, turning every conversation into an unpredictable rollercoaster. I need them to spice up my family gatherings.
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I was thinking, if people with Tourette's had a theme song, it would be the most eclectic mix ever. A bit of classical, a dash of hip-hop, and a whole lot of unexpected interruptions.
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You know, I was thinking, people with Tourette's must be the best unintentional beatboxers out there. Move over, mainstream music, we've got involuntary percussionists stealing the show!
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I met someone with Tourette's the other day, and they were like a walking live bleep button. I've never felt so secure walking through a minefield of potentially inappropriate conversations.
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I imagine a person with Tourette's playing charades would be the most intense game ever. "Okay, it's a movie, and the first word is... uncontrollable urge to yell 'penguin'!
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You know, I bet people with Tourette's are the ultimate multitaskers. They can have a conversation, play Pictionary, and provide a live soundtrack to their own lives, all at the same time. Talk about efficiency!
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I was thinking, if Tourette's was contagious, we'd have the most unpredictable flash mobs ever. Just picture it: a spontaneous burst of synchronized twitches and shouts in the middle of the mall. Shopping would never be the same again.
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