5 People With Touretts Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 18 2025

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First Date with Tourettes

Keeping the romance alive while dealing with unexpected verbal surprises.
They say communication is key in a relationship. Well, my Tourettes decided to take that literally and broadcast my deepest secrets to the entire restaurant. Note to self: Whisper sweet nothings, not awkward confessions.

Public Transportation with Tourettes

Trying not to get kicked off public transport while dealing with uncontrollable vocalizations.
The bus driver wasn't a fan of my Tourettes' stand-up routine. Who knew they had a strict "no comedy hour" policy? I thought public transport was all about sharing experiences!

Family Gatherings with Tourettes

Keeping it together during family events without turning them into a comedy roast.
Family photos with Tourettes are a special kind of challenge. Smile for the camera while simultaneously praying your Tourettes won't turn the moment into a blooper reel of unexpected commentary. Say cheese... or something completely unrelated!

Job Interview with Tourettes

Trying to impress the interviewer while battling involuntary outbursts.
They say first impressions are crucial in an interview. Well, my Tourettes decided to make sure they remembered me by turning the handshake into a beatboxing session. I've never seen someone so confused yet rhythmically inclined.

Grocery Shopping with Tourettes

Navigating through the aisles without shouting inappropriate things.
You haven't truly experienced embarrassment until your Tourettes decides to turn the quietest part of the supermarket into a comedy club. Sorry, frozen peas, you weren't supposed to hear that.

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