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Turning 50 is like being upgraded to the business class of life. Suddenly, you appreciate a good nap as much as a fine wine, and your idea of a wild night is staying up past 10 p.m. without falling asleep.
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Turning 50 is like reaching the summit of a mountain. You're out of breath, your knees are creaking, and there's a bunch of people congratulating you while secretly wondering why you took this route.
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At 50, you start getting birthday cards with messages like, "Remember, life begins at 50!" Does that mean the first 49 years were just a warm-up? I feel like I've been running a marathon, and someone is telling me, "The real race starts now.
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Turning 50 is the only time in life when you can hear your joints more than the DJ at a club. It's like your body is trying to play its own remix of the Macarena every time you stand up.
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At 50, you start to appreciate the simple pleasures in life, like a quiet evening at home and not having to listen to the latest music that your kids claim is a "banger." I'm still trying to figure out what a banger is; to me, it's just a loud noise.
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They say wisdom comes with age, but at 50, it mostly comes from trying to figure out how to use the latest technology. I spend more time talking to my phone like it's an uncooperative child than actually using it. Siri, are you listening? Oh, forget it.
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You know you're hitting the big 5-0 when you spend more time searching for your glasses than actually wearing them. It's like having a scavenger hunt every time you want to read the fine print.
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You know you're turning 50 when you get excited about a new set of golf clubs. Not because you love golf, but because they make excellent tools for yelling at your lawn to get off it.
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They say 50 is the new 30. If that's true, then my back is definitely nostalgic for its 20s and wishes it could go back in time before I tried to lift that imaginary box of youth.
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