5+ Best Double Meaning Jokes people turning 50 Jokes

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Embracing the Dad Bod

At 50, my idea of a heavy workout is lifting the remote to find the TV remote.

Fixing Things or Breaking Them

I thought I could fix my own plumbing at 50. Now the plumber sees me more often than my family does.

Staying Stylish in Midlife

Turning 50 is like upgrading from high heels to sensible shoes. I used to reach for the stars; now I reach for the comfortable arch support.

Grappling with Smart Devices

At 50, my phone autocorrects "turning 50" to "turning grumpy." Even my phone knows what's up.

Balancing Taste and Health

I tried a new diet at 50. It's called "See Food." I see food, and I eat it. The problem is, now I see food everywhere.

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