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So, college football season's here, and can we just talk about the mascots for a second? Like, okay, Penn State... what's their mascot? A Nittany Lion. Yeah, try explaining that to someone who's never heard of it. "Oh yeah, we're the Nittany Lions!" And they're like, "Excuse me, what did you just call yourselves? Are you a detergent brand?" It's like they ran out of ideas and just pulled words out of a hat. But hey, it's unique, right? And terrifying when you think about it. Lions? Cool. Nittany? What even is that? Sounds like a rejected Pokemon. "I choose you, Nittany!" It's like they’re daring you to Google it and figure out what it is. And then there's their chant: "We are... Penn State!" Oh yeah, you are Penn State, but what in the world is a Nittany?
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You know, every college football fan loves their team, no matter how absurd the mascot. But then you meet someone from Penn State, and they start preaching about the Nittany Lions, and you’re just standing there, trying not to burst out laughing. It's like they're in on this inside joke, and you're left out in the cold. "Go Nittany Lions!" they scream, and you're thinking, "Do they even know what that means?" But hey, props to them for owning it. They've embraced the mystery and confusion of their mascot. They’ve turned being enigmatic into a whole brand. "Fear the unknown power of the Nittany!" You can't help but admire that dedication, even if it's to something as elusive as a Nittany Lion.
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You ever get into a debate with a Penn State fan about mascots? It's like trying to solve a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. "Nittany Lions are the best!" they claim, and you're scratching your head, thinking, "Are they lions from Nittany Land?" But then you realize, it's not about logic; it's about passion. They could be cheering for a unicorn riding a skateboard, and it wouldn’t matter as long as they're wearing blue and white. They've built this aura around the whole Nittany thing, like it's some ancient legend. "The Nittany roars in the night!" And you're nodding along, pretending to get it, but secretly, you're wondering if they've all collectively agreed to never reveal what a Nittany truly is.
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You know, being a college football fan is like walking through a minefield, especially when you're talking to someone from Penn State. You never know who’s gonna bring up the Nittany Lions and start a whole debate about mascot choices. "Oh, your team's the Nittany Lions? Yeah, well, mine's the Fighting Artichokes." And then it's this bizarre competition of whose mascot makes less sense. But hey, you gotta respect the loyalty. These fans bleed their team colors, even if those colors are attached to something utterly perplexing. It's like a secret society, with their own weird language. "We are... the mystical Nittany Lions!" And you nod, pretending to understand, but inside you're just wondering what a Nittany actually looks like. Is it a lion on a detergent bottle?
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