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I dropped a penny, and it rolled away. I guess it just wanted to cents-cape.
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I told my friend I found a lucky penny. They asked if it brought good 'cents' of humor too.
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What do you call a coin that tells stories? A 'cents'-ational storyteller.
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I tried to make a coin salad, but I couldn't find any dressing with enough 'cents'.
Pence and sense don't always align. Like, have you seen the math on those tax returns?
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Hey, have you ever noticed how Mike Pence always looks like he's trying to remember where he left his sense of humor? I mean, standing next to Trump for so long, I guess it's easy to misplace things.
You know, Mike Pence is like a walking awkward silence. He's the human equivalent of pressing 'reply all' when you shouldn't have.
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Mike Pence has that aura of someone who brings a PowerPoint presentation to a family game night. I bet his secret talent is making small talk with inanimate objects.
Mike Pence's idea of a rebellious act? Using a different font in his emails. Watch out, we got a renegade over here!
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You know Mike Pence's favorite thrill? Changing the office's thermostat to 72 degrees instead of 73. Living life on the edge, folks!
Mike Pence is so stiff, if he ever played a game of Twister, he'd end up stuck in a 'righteous indignation' position.
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Have you ever seen Mike Pence dance? It's like watching a GPS try to find its signal in a cave. Man's got less rhythm than a metronome in a library.
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I heard Mike Pence once tried to tell a joke. The punchline? 'I respectfully decline to answer that question.'
Mike Pence's version of a wild night out? Curling up with a book titled '101 Exciting Shades of Beige.'
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Mike Pence's sense of adventure involves grocery shopping without a list. That's right, living life dangerously in aisle six!
I bet Mike Pence's Spotify playlist has 'elevator music' listed as his most played genre.
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Mike Pence's idea of an 'extreme sport' is cutting the crusts off sandwiches. He's a thrill-seeker in the world of lunch preferences!
You know Mike Pence's favorite emoji? The 'neutral face' emoji. Yeah, he finds that one really expressive.
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Mike Pence's sense of humor is like a silent movie - you know he's trying to be funny, but you're not sure when to laugh.
I heard Mike Pence's favorite comedy is 'dad jokes.' No wonder he's always seen with that 'I'm disappointed but not surprised' face.
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Mike Pence's sense of humor is like a diet version of regular humor. He's the guy who laughs at 'knock-knock' jokes even if nobody's knocking.
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