9 Jokes For Peasant

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Updated on: Jun 03 2025

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Why did the peasant bring a pencil to the farm? To draw his 'crop' circles!
Why did the peasant bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the peasant become a gardener? He wanted to grow some 'crop' circles!
Why did the peasant start a rock band? He wanted to grow 'beet'-les!
Why did the scarecrow become friends with the peasant? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the scarecrow blush? Because the corn said it was a-maize-ing!
Why was the scarecrow promoted? Because he was outstanding in his 'field' of work!
Why did the peasant bring a calendar to the field? To keep track of the 'crop' rotation!
Why did the peasant bring a shovel to the comedy show? To dig the punchlines!

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